he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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