ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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