she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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