isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Dignity is for republicans.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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