That reminds me...we need to get swords
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
