i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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