He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
