The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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