you guys were way drunker than both of me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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