butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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