fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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