Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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