While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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