I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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