Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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