did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.