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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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• (213): View more from California

  Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...

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• (516): View more from New York

  We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Get you some cowboy.

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.

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  Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!

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