I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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