You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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