Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
