just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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