Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
