So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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