there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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