So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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