well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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