was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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