I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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