I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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