apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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