i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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