She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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