the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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