i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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