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I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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