How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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