I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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