i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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