these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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