spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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