Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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