Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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