it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i'm inner monologue high
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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