I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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