i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Text me some of your sweat
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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