yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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