he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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