BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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