Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
All I want is dick and wine.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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