I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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