i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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