We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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