But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
