The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just want nice things and good sex
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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