Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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