Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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