so that wasnt chicken after all
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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