Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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