That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
false alarm, still single
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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