She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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