don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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