At least make sure they are 18
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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